Stuff that pops into my head when I have too much time to think and too little to drink...
• Take care when you unleash hell because the devil doesn't discriminate.
• As with all things in the universe, I am but a transient event in time.
• All relationships, work, love, friendships, are a dance and each have their own steps that one has to learn.
• Progress, is much like beauty, it is in the eye of the beholder.
• Good news reaches a few, bad news reaches everyone.
• Treasure this moment, one day you will be old.
• Simple is a place you get to via complicated.
• Megalomaniacs, dictators and despots would rather be King of the dung heap than just another person in paradise.
• A solitary fact has more substance than a confetti of assertions.
• The greatest gift of life is to die of old age.
• Agnosticism - for those hoping for a 'Get out of Hell Free' card, just in case.
I will add more pretentious nonsense as and when it floats into my head …